April 13, 2011

[pullquote align=”left|center|right” textalign=”left|center|right” width=”30%”] Everything tastes better with tabasco or hot pepper. The hotter, the better. If my mouth is on fire, it was a good meal. [/pullquote]

April 12, 2011

[pullquote align=”left|center|right” textalign=”left|center|right” width=”30%”] My Italian side is fighting for ownership of my upper arms and Im not happy about it. Thank God big butts are fashionable~ [/pullquote]

April 11, 2011

[pullquote align=”left|center|right” textalign=”left|center|right” width=”30%”] Every venture on these highways is an attempt to avoid death! [/pullquote]

April 10, 2011

[pullquote align=”left|center|right” textalign=”left|center|right” width=”30%”] Love Collin Quinns idea! No more “boots” in this war. Just 2 geeks with a computer highlighting the whole area and pressing delete~[/pullquote]

April 10, 2011

[pullquote align=”left|center|right” textalign=”left|center|right” width=”30%”] So, I guess cleaning is an art and I am the worlds worst artist~ [/pullquote]

April 1, 2011

[pullquote align=”left|center|right” textalign=”left|center|right” width=”30%”] My 11 yr old just asked me if I would mind being in a nursing home. I told her that Euthanasia would be my preference. [/pullquote]

March 22, 2011

[pullquote align=”left|center|right” textalign=”left|center|right” width=”30%”] I wonder if there’s a doctor who will donate some botox to a needy cause. [/pullquote]

March 19, 2011

200068_1908615353192_2517305_n-1[pullquote align=”left|center|right” textalign=”left|center|right” width=”30%”] Take a guess who inserted this straw? The mother or the father? [/pullquote]