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Month: December 2014
Please Step Into My office
Girlfriend Fake Head in Bed Scare
Friends, this is too funny. Well, you know what they say; ” Never lose your sense of humor”
The 54th Floor In The Sky With Little Sammy
Sammy and Tara on Sunday December 14th, 2014
The City is Very Holidatious This Evening
Signing off from NYC. If you are in NYC, come visit us.
Just Another Day
The Good News Channel — The News Comes From All Of Us
The news comes from all of us. If i cant change the world, I’m going to change my world; http://www.everybodylovessammy.com/good-news-channel/
Chuck Norris Facts — Hilarious
If you prefer to read the text version, here you go;
Good morning Friends, Dr. Harp Seal here. Lets kick this Friday off with some fun Chuck Norris Facts;
1. Chuck Norris does not get sunburned, the sun gets chuck-burned
2. Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck
Norris is Chuck Norris.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
4. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
5. There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
6. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
7. Chuck Norris’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
8. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
9. When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
10. Chuck Norris can take a black and white TV and roundhouse kick it into a color TV.
Pensive Sammy says goodnight
No lives will go in vain, no pain will go unnoticed. Amen. Dr. Harp Seal for Sammy & Family.