Good evening friends.

 This is my wife Vanessa Martinez. I know you have seen this picture before, but you have not heard this message.

We are the perfect example of “Opposites attract” — Other then our devotion and love for animals, we have nothing in common. Not one thing. But she finds me sweet and entertaining and I find that i have no clue what is going on life unless she is around. I have said this before, but as a man we have to acknowledge it again, she is 47 years old and has greatest body in all of Puerto Rico. Oh yeah, and she’s accountant, but that’s secondary to the body, lol.

She’s very level headed, I am not. She thinks things through, i shoot and aim later. I was an accounting major but we really cant call that something in common… Why ? Because i never practiced accounting one day in my life. She’s been accountant for over 20 years. The only real accounting experience i have is when i walk into H&R Block and tell them i need help with my tax returns. They usually respond with, what part of the Return is troubling you ? I let them know the part that asks to spell out my name.

 OK, lets talk a little Hanky Panky now, do sometimes i wish she keeps the door unlocked when she goes into the shower ? You bet i do. Does she ever leave the door unlocked knowing i am like a teenager in 46 year old man’s body, Nope. Not once has she forgotten to lock the bathroom door. But at the end of the day, whether i get into the shower or not, I know she’s my girl and has my back. And for that, i pretty much would throw someone through a window if they messed with her.

 Its a pretty simple life strategy for me, I want to be with my girl, and i want to be with my dogs / pets. My goals and aspirations are no bigger that.  Well lets not forget about the Frozen Snickers i want to hand out for free on the beach to complete strangers talking about; light, dumb and breezy stuff, the dumber the better.

 So how did a guy like me a girl like Vanessa, sometimes life just throws you a gift, and sometimes you have to just say” Thank You” — In words of Jerry Maguire; “Vanessa Martinez, you complete me”

 Signing off from Puerto Rico on day 227, Scott Smith and Dr. Harp Seal for Sammy & Family.