Dialogue between Patient and Psychiatrist.
Patient Scott; ” Doctor my girlfriend of 8 years just splilt up with me, I’m devastated and can’t function.
Doctor; “That’s interesting, most people would find that pleasing. You are suffering from “EAD” — Which stands for “Excessive abandonment disorder” –Don’t worry Scott, we have medication to make you all better in no time.
Scott: “Doctor also, my mother and two sisters died this week, I can’t get out bed”
Doctor” Scott that is very interesting, most people when they lose 3 immediate family members at the same time are out and about in a week or two. You are suffering from “IBTM” — Which stands for “In Bed Too Much”
Scott; “Lastly Doctor, anytime I see my dog, i feel so relieved and happy”
Doctor; “Scott that is really odd, i don’t like that sound of that. You have “HDD” — which stands for “Happy Dog Disorder” — We have some great medication for that as well.
Scott: Doctor do you realize you suffer from “QD” — Which stands for “Quack Doctor.
Friends, and there you have it, that is why Merck, Pfizer, Eli Lilly and Schering-Plough are cash machines.
See you tonight friends. It’s just another Happy Monday. Dr. Harp Seal for Sammy & Family.
