[pullquote align=”left|center|right” textalign=”left|center|right” width=”30%”]Um, sir, I am not a toy, please stop asking the cashier to box me up and take me home. I am actually shopping for presents just like you. Jeez Louise, you would think they saw some 10 pound Pomeranian walking around here trying to buy some stuffed animals or something, get a grip buddy.[/pullquote]