This is the way ” Thelma and Louise ” should have ended.

Tonight’s Movie Rewrite is “Thelma and Louise “. In the Rewrite, when they drive off the cliff, Thelma and Louise, at exactly the precise altitude, pulled their hidden parachutes, and land on the border of Mexico.

After weeks of migrating, they were introduced to the late Mexican American Actor, Anthony Quinn’s son and daughter. The Quinn’s were in pre-development mode for their new movie company. They made an offer to Thelma and Louise because of their American backgrounds. The four of them hatched the new Movie Company called “ Amexio Studios “. Meanwhile, back over the border in the USA, the character Brad Pitt played gets charged with Burglary. As a result, he also flees to Mexico. Crazily enough, when looking for work, the Brad Pitt guy, answers an ad for a movie company looking for a lead Actor in their first movie “If Anthony Quinn were alive today “. When the Brad Pitt guy showed up for audition, the room was dead silent because of his actions back in the states. Fortunately, Thelma and Louise believed in forgiveness; after all, they made a ton of mistakes also. Amexico Studios gives the Brad Pitt guy the role. For the sake of Karma, the character Brad Pitt plays, returns the money that he stole from Thelma and Louise.

Meanwhile, the Film, “If Anthony Quinn were still Alive “, wins Best Global Picture, and the Brad Pitt Guy wins best actor. As a result of all the success, The USA, pardons Thelma and Louise and the Brad Pitt guy. The Movie would have still been great.

By the way, is this what Christopher Cross meant in the 1980 song, “Ride like the Wind “, when he sang the lyrics ♫♫♫ make it to the border of Mexico ♫♫♫