Happy Saturday night everyone. Tonight’s Movie Rewrite is ” Marley & Me “. In the Rewrite, Marley goes for that second stomach operation and it turns out be a huge success. Marley’s stomach was so healthy that Marley is currently 85 years old. He is now the oldest living dog ever in history. Marley did not waste anytime either; he purchased those Rosetta Stone tapes and learned to speak 25 languages. As a result of this accomplishment, the communication barrier between Dogs and Man that lasted for thousands of years was now over. Man knows exactly what Dogs are trying to say, and Dogs know exactly what Man is saying. The movie still would have been great.