Good evening friends.

It feels like a Friday to me, not sure why that is. Nonetheless, let me correct my thinking to Wednesday being that is where we are in the week.

I know this picture looks similar to last Friday’s picture, but its not, its close but no cigar.  Its more of a close up of Vanessa and I where you can see her kicking body, and where you can see this is the kind of guy that could Not break 1000 to the upside on his SAT’s… Lol, now i am beating that joke to death, or reality to death i should say.

OK, Vanessa and I, my sexy 47 year old wife, wanted to come wish everyone a great night and sweet dreams.  Today was a good day for the Smith Family.  A few people messed with my mother and sister, which to their defense is their job, and now, metaphorically speaking, they are standing upside down on their heads. I have a few simple rules in life.  I just want to make you laugh, but if anyone tries to hurt my dogs, or my family, who to be honest, I don’t even get along with all the time, you’re going to wish you just left us alone.

We are nice people, like porcupines you might say.  We will let you kick us 100 times. but on the 101th kick, there is a good shot you will be missing one of your legs.

Having said that, I really just want to hand out frozen Snickers for free, talking to complete strangers about light, dumb and breezy stuff, the dumber the better.  That’s all I want to do.  “Hi would you like a Snicker?”   — Actually i would not, no problem sir.  How about you mam, “Would you like a frozen Snicker ?”  — Actually I would, thank you.  “Well mam, here is your Snickers bar for free.”

My friends, that is Sammy & Family’s dreams.   Signing off from Puerto Rico on day 242, Dr. Harp Seal for Sammy & Family.